In Koles Department Store, after going to four other stores, looking for Codi a new dress. We find the prefect dress for Codi and are finally heading to check out to finish this fine day with my mother.
Oh I seen these things in the Sunday Ad. They are on sale....exclaims Prefect Mother of the day. We are almost to that check out lady.. I can feel the excitement in myself building.....
almost free of Perfect Mother.... Dammit!!! She stops at the shorts display... They are like a skirt, but have shorts under them...
They are call skorts mom... No there called scooters Kelly...
Monster 2 is wacthing me very closely. Mom there called skorts and there over here... No Kelly.. They are called scooters or something like that.. I think there over this way... Prefect Mother walks in opposite direction of me. Iam standing there looking at the skorts on sale right in front of me. I look around to see Perfect Mother's head go around to opposite side of store. Monster number 2 starts laughing at me.. Apparently your are a lier he says, while laughing.
Prefect Mother comes back to where Iam at and ask if I found the scooters yet... Remember they are right in front of me. Ah, no and they are called skorts... No they are not Kelly, they are called scooters... By this time Iam getting a major headache and thinking I should just say fuck it. Iam going to hit the nearest bar... Then just when I want to reach out and put my hands around Perfect Mothers neck and do some damage, Oh there they are.. You where standing right by them the whole time... Hehehe, sometimes you just don't look hard enough Kelly... Now lets see ... What color looks the best on me Kelly? I think I'll get a few pair... Would you like to have a pair of skorts to Kelly??? I'll buy you a pair......Ah no. Mom you said they where called scooters...O I did not, That's wwhat you where calling them... Monster 2 is laughing out of control by now.... Asshole.. I need to start seriously thinking about smoking some herbs or something... or maybe start smoking some of my meds...or or or ah...................