3/20/2008
MY BRAIN IS TO LOUD
Well I gave myself the pleasure of taking a nice trip to the ER. I figured since I hadn't been for awhile, I was way past due. So I was at the barn working when I felt something tear in my left arm. I was able to get to my phone and call the first monster. I told her what happened and that I needed her to come finish work for me. I was going to drive myself, but oh no, Meg brings my friend to drive for me. I get to the ER and the very first thing they do is x-rays. All 10 of them. Moving my arm in all different positions. Iam tiring to compile with them and not to say to much about the pain so that they can just get it done. They take me back to my room, and the doc comes in right away and tells me he is going to give me something for the pain. What would you like, Pill form or injection? Well I must have had the dumb fuck look on my face, because he pops up before I can say anything and says your taking the injection......OK...... So I sit there and wait and wait and wait some more. It gives me time to think about all this, and say OH SHIT, that's going to hurt!!! So the nurse comes in with this big old needle and Iam thinking Iam pretty tough, I can handle this..... No problem..... Give me the pill!!!! Oh no says the nurse, You want the shot.... as she sticks that sucker right in me. Shit that's enough, get that thing out of me. Oh no says that damn nurse, you want all of it. My friend ask her if it was morphine, the nurse says its better than morphine. She was right...... 8 minutes later I almost fell off the bed. My head was spinning, I was seeing double of ever thing, I couldn't even hold my head up. The doc comes in and starts fucking with my arm. Moving it ever which way he can possible think of. He was probably seeing if that injection was working yet. Asshole. I wanted to deck his ass but my ass would have fallen right off that bed. Plus I really couldn't tell which of the two he really was. Shit!!!!.... SO the verdict... I torn my bicep muscle and it is just hanging there..... Go see your doc in 1 week for a follow-up and here is a butt load of norco to take......SWEET........DRUGS.........Well I couldn't stand up straight,let alone walk.hehehe In comes the wheelchair, which i almost fell out of.......Then the nurses start laughing once again, All I could say to them ,was that my brain was to loud.
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